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kakurenbonola:

revolutionator:

feathery-asshole:

poopsoneveryone:

ok so soup and i were discussing today how i basically ship these two as moirails? in the worst sense of the word? (she actually said that they are each others auspictices for their feelings WHICH SOUNDS LIKE IT SHOULDN’T MAKE SENSE but it totally does)

like i want them to talk about how bro is in love with jake and rolal is in love with jane but jane and jake are in love with each other and everything is terrible so they maybe makeout sometimes to ease the pain of it all.

and one time mom gets bro really drunk?? like REALLY DRUNK and he just cries for 3 hours

and spouts useless facts about jake

and then pukes.

oh my god this is fucking perfect 

i want to just reblog everything relevant to my headcanons involving ideal alpha kid smushpile

i like the idea that while he’s puking Bro’s still talking and Rolal just hears snatches of sentences that he’s chunnering into the toilet bowl, like ‘has the gutfuckin’ gall to find the compiled works of Seltzer and Friedburg - hrk - funny.’

‘Laughs at it like a donkey on nitrous oxide.’ 

‘Donkeys have a curiously attra- attractiiiiiifuck - attractive brand of laughter.’

and Rolal’s just like awwww its really fcuking cute how in denial you are and also how pisspoor you are at holding your godgamn licquor

*lic her

*dont mind if i do

all my feels with the alpha kids.

(via zemmer)